I don't want to offend good people. Really, I don't. But I really want to offend bad, lazy, incompetent people. What terms can I use to get the message across quickly and efficiently while in a moment of anger? Can we at least make it ok to use the word fuck in an adjective form? (for complete analysis on parts of speech see here) Can we agree that fuck as a work doesn't offend anyone and therefore it will be the official term to express extreme anger (e.g. you fucking incompetent sorry excuse for a human being). I'm open to suggestions.
But I really want to offend bad, lazy, incompetent people.
ReplyDeleteI recommend being at most passive-aggressive until you get tenure. And then...
You moronic layabout piece of shit
You pathetic sorry-ass fuck
You incompetent fucking douchebag
For some true cursing gems, I recommend Dr. Cynism's "The Art of Cussing"
"The Art of Cussing"
Sorry EP. There is no such thing as an "acceptable derogatory term" The best way to offend bad lazy incompetent people is by the example of your own great success, and by rising above it all. Good luck!
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